Episode three of True Blood season four aired last night and there were some interesting moments.

  • Last night’s episode kicked off with Sookie and Eric on the side of the road, which is where we left them last week. Eric, of course, is still clueless and doesn’t understand who or what Sookie is. She drives off, but then then stops and looks back. Eric is gone! But then he pops in through her car window. Sookie gets out and runs off into the woods. Eric gives chase. She punches him in the face. He’s clueless as to why she punched him. He calls her Snooki. (HAHA!) And admits he doesn’t know who he is. The only thing Eric can remember is a witch casting a spell on him. Sookie tells him he can stay with her, but she lays down some ground rules. No touching. No biting. He agrees.

  • Marni, the Wicked Witch of the West, is lightheaded after casting a spell on Eric.
  • Jesus admits he hates Eric because he tortured Lafayette.
  • Tara flips out on Lafayette because Eric attacked her.
  • Jason is still tied to the bed in Incest Haven. He looks like shit.
  • An old dude tells a tale around a campfire about the first werepanthers.
  • Jason begs Felton to kill him and not string out his death.
  • A nameless male vampire attacks a woman, which gets caught on camera. He is then sentenced to True Death by Bill.
  • Jessica pays Bill a visit and wants Advil. She forgot to get some for Hoyt because she was too busy feeding off of some dude at Fangtasia, which she reveals to Bill. He tells her she needs to be honest with Hoyt about what happened. ‘Cause if anyone knows what problems lies cause, it’s Bill. He’s the King of Deceit.
  • Eric can’t enter Sookie’s home because he doesn’t know he owns her humble abode. Sookie invites him in.
  • Pam feeds on someone at Fangtasia. Sookie phones and interrupts Pam’s meal and tells her about Eric.
  • Sookie washes Eric’s feet. He giggles ’cause it tickles. (What a smile!) He tells her she’s beautiful.
  • Pam shows up and asks him what he remembers. She then tells Sookie she needs to hide Eric. Sookie threatens to tell Bill. Pam flips out. Eric whacks her. Sookie tells Eric that he fangraped her before.
  • Pam tells Sookie that she feels Bill set Eric up and that Sookie can’t tell anyone about Eric’s whereabouts. Sookie agrees and asks for money to babysit Eric. (Does anyone know the going rate these days for vampire sitting?)
  • Jessica tells Hoyt they need to talk and she reveals she was with another guy. Hoyt asks if they slept together.  She tells him no and apologizes. Hoyt gets pissed. She glamours him, which wasn’t very nice of her. He’s gonna be pissed when he finds out. And you know he will.
  • Sookie takes Eric to his hidey hole below her house. He asks her if she would like to be his.
  • Lafayette wants to meet with Eric and ask for forgiveness.
  • Tara asks Jesus to promise he won’t let Lafayette go to Fangtasia.
  • Jason wakes up to hear his phone ringing, but can’t answer it. Andy is trying to get ahold of him because he wants another fix of V.
  • Sam finds Andy in Merlotte’s parking lot. He gets all snippy with Sam. Sam then asks if Andy’s been drinking. He tries to attack Sam, but Sam punches him. And then Andy pulls a gun on him.
  • Sookie visits Alcide, the hot werewolf. She asks him to take care of Eric. He thinks she means kill him. She says no and explains Eric’s sick. Debbie walks in and apologizes to Sookie. She’s clean and sober now. She wants to win back Sookie’s trust. Sookie is caught off guard. She decides its not a good idea to have Eric around a recovering V addict.
  • A guy shows up to talk to Maxine Fortenberry about selling her natural gas rights….or something. (I could really care less.) Tommy pretends to be her son Max. His true money hungry ways shine through. I really don’t like him.
  • Crystal gives Jason Viagra.
  • Tara goes to Merlotte’s. She asks Sookie to talk to Eric and ask him to forgive Lafayette. She then tells Sookie about the witch’s circle and the spell that was cast on Eric. Sookie tells Tara that she’ll talk to him.
  • Sam and Tara talk briefly. He doesn’t understand why she left town. She says she was following his advice. She tells him she doesn’t hate him for being a shifter. He offers to let her stay with him. She tells him she’s seeing someone. And he says he is too.
  • Jesus shows up but Lafayette is gone. Tara freaks.
  • Bill tries to get ahold of Eric on the phone while out for dinner w/Portia but he doesn’t answer. Portia hits on Bill and tells him she thinks they should have sex.
  • Jessica gives Mikey her old doll that keeps showing up at her house. Arlene is still freaked out by him.
  • Tommy shows up to try and convince Sam to buy Maxine’s house.
  • Bill and Portia have sex.
  • Sookie arrives home after working and can’t find Eric anywhere.
  • Lafayette goes to Fangtasia and Pam works him over a little bit. Tara shows up to rescue him. They tell Pam they can help save Eric. Pam gives them 24 hours to bring the Wicked Witch in.
  • WW prays to some spirit and asks whoever it is to claim her. She’s definitely into some dark shit. Cut to a woman who is sitting in the corner, but WW doesn’t see her. (I’m assuming it’s the spirit she was praying to.)
  • Jason wakes up to find Crystal having her way with him. He tells her he wishes he never laid eyes on her. Off to the side of the room there’s a whole line of women. I’m not sure whether they’re there to have a tumble with him or just watch Crystal.
  • Sookie’s fairy godmother shows up to take her back to the Fairyworld. Eric shows up and bites GM. She turns ugly and disintegrates. Sookie gets pissed because he killed her fairy godmother. He says sorry. End of episode.
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