I’m not a seamstress by any means. I can’t sew on a button and I don’t even watch Project Runway. So I can’t help but be impressed by this particular fashion show. Plus I am drawn to the bizarre. All the clothes are made from condoms. That seems like being ultra prepared for naughtiness. But safe! And I am all about safety! Just ask my airbags. And no, I don’t mean my tits. It was a reference to shitty driving. And I’m a very good driver. I shouldn’t try to write shit when I’m all goofed up on cold meds. It’s like raw meth!
Wear Condoms!

Oh my life they look amazing! And to think our local park is littered with them such a waste of a good art material! And my 3 year old daughter thinks they look like princesses (but she thinks they are balloons)
Oh my friend Jack Mackenroth designed for this last year. Very cool!
lol. i chose the last one, and found out i got the popular opinion. hehehe…
Ya know for all my drunken desires of sleeping with truckstop waitresses and discount store bag girls I’ve never used a condom for its intended purpose. And never contracted anything more than a sniffle. In fact, my genitalia is so clean you could eat off of it.