I came across some distressing photos of Madonna while browsing the internet tubes recently. Really, when did she become a zombified Chernobyl survivor? Oh yes, ten years ago. My first thought is, who can protect us from a megalomaniacal ghoul whose unhingable vagina is the place where lost souls go to die? The great hero Ash, of course. A sawed off shotgun and a chainsaw versus a creature who looks like she’s been training with Dhalsim from Street Fighter. Gotta watch out for those yoga flames.

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