She seems to like dingy. That will work in my favor.

This could also have been titled: Why not many people ask me what I think.  I love Allison Scagliotti.  Not in a LOVE kind of way, but in a…no, wait. IN a love kind of way.  Is that creepy?  I mean, other than the fact that me having a crush on anyone is creepy?  Can I help it is I am a cross between Sloth from the Goonies and the cook from Hot Wet American Summer?  I keep my DVD’s of Warehouse 13 right next to my bottle of dick cream.

Dick cream?  I didn’t say dick cream.  I said Flick Scene.  As in: “Anything with Allison Scagliotti in it is a good Flick Scene.  Just read her tweet from tonight!

Yes, the guitar in tonight’s episode is my own. I made it hard for the director to say no.

Yep.  That pretty much settles it.  I’m creepy.  But to my credit, at least I’m not being creepy for your run of the mill blonde starlets!  Is that better?  Did my bracelet just go off?