Have you ever looked at your toilet paper and said: This needs foam? Me either. But that’s because we lack vision. The people at Bye Bye Dry have created a product that…well, let’s let them tell us:
Aaah! Toilet Paper Foam Moistener is a new, environmentally-friendly solution that uses the natural absorbency of toilet paper to apply wetness for effective cleansing and natural ingredients, leaving a soothing, fresh and clean feeling without extra waste.
Still confused? Well here’s a video. No shit. A video. This place is real. If anyone buys any – let me know how it works out.
Happy butt wiping!
You’ve come up with their slogan right there:
“It really works – no shit!”
A real man would put a drain in the floor and use a garden hose…
“It’s much better than John Wayne paper, which is rough, tough and doesn’t take crap off of anybody.”
What will they think of next! We want to be in the Entrecard Halloween Scavenger Hunt! And put up $50.00. What do we do next!
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how much ahh does one asswipe require???
Filipinos keep a tub beside their toilet so we can wash with soap and water and then just use TP to dry.
Of course we just the tub because we can’t afford a bidet.
It would beat the hell out of a page out of the sears catalog in grandmas outhouse.
As a person who wipes their ass a good six or seven times every time I do the big one, I’d use this.
Especially if it would make me as damn happy and enthusiastic as that guy in the commercial! 😉
What is with the toddler running from the dude at 30 seconds in? Someone should shop PedoBear’s head onto his during that part.