She really doesn’t fit my idea of what a 38 year-old woman looks like. She also doesn’t look like she’s had work done and, since she has to shoplift drugstore eye liner, I think we can rule out a face lift. Her skin looks fresh and unwrinkled, her cheekbones sharper than ever.
She really isn’t beautiful by any means but she is intriguing-looking (and very thin) and that is often more interesting long-term. I’m wondering if Johnny Depp’s semen has some sort of Fountain of Youth properties. I’d be more than willing to bathe in it. I’d even travel to France and have coffee with Woody Allen. Hell, I’d let Woody Allen watch. I wonder if he would like that. But, I wouldn’t care; I’d be in France, covered in Johnny Depp’s cum and destined to be young forever. Oh and coffee.